1. How many OSU Tubas grace Lewis Field during halftime?

a) 22
b) 17
c) 19
d) 20

2. What is the net weight of our section?

a) Damn near a ton
b) More than two tons
c) Well over four tons
d) We risk sucking planets into the Earth

3. Which OSU Tuba Alumni created the much-heralded Blatvian?

a) Glen Burr
b) Chris Amos
c) Brett Smith
d) Bryant Warren

4. If you punch Forsman in the stomach, he..

a) Falls down and cries like a little girl
b) Falls down only to bounce back up
c) Jiggles like a bowl of jelly
d) Doesn't notice until you get his attention with some food

5. We are the nemesis of this restaurant's very existence:

a) McDonald's
b) Chili's
c) Cici's
d) The Big Texan